Dog Catcher

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Dog catcher dog catcher
why won’t you leave me be
Dog catcher Dog catcher
please won’t you set me free
You been keeping me on the run
I can’t get no business done
It’s not my idea of fun no more

Dog catcher dog catcher
why won’t you let me alone
Dog catcher dog catcher
why don’t you throw me a bone
I been running through the neighbourhood
I been acting acting like a good dog should
This pleading don’t do me no good with you

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Please understand my case
Dog Catcher Dog Catcher
Please look me in the face
I may not be what I appear
I might be something you’d hold dear
I don’t try to cause you no fear no fear

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Choke on a bone sometime
Dog Catcher Dog Catcher
You don’t have a life like mine
You may think you’re pretty bright
but I don’t think you’re always right
One day you might wake up in fright to find

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someone coming after you